No more sleeping alone on the floor. - Sounds good
What about all the modelling dreams ? - That's Vimmi's problem
But you...? - l've become Babli
Forever
You know what it's worth ? Not five paise. lt's a fake
Who...? - What...?
What's your name?
Mehmood
You're a comedian ?
Let's start by making you laugh ? Okay, two jokes for you
One
Mrs and Mr Flea come out after a matinee show
Mrs Flea says, l'm tired today
Mr Flea says, honey don't worry, l'll hail us a dog
You are that dog... the one they rode for the hike
Now spill it, did you go to Center One that night or no ?
No sir
This here, is my second joke
Where are those two now ?
Long time... gone
Names...?
Bunty and Babli
How old are they ?
Bunty's around 23-24
Babli is 20-2 1
She was really sweet, well mannered and intelligent, sir
Even the boy was all heart, great guy
That's quite something, sir
No, you asses are quite something
To think that petty criminals...
booked for cheating, misdemeanour, malfeasance, fraud and perjury...
are quite something
And not just you, the whole lot of you from this generation is quite something
Right and wrong, good esteem and bad, good deeds and bad...
you've forgotten what sets them apart
But l can tell the difference. And l'm going to teach you fools too
The newspapers say that for boys and girls in schools and colleges...
these two crooks are role models. - So they want to be role models ?
Fine...
then that's what they'll become...
l'll make them a fine example of a cure for this generation
What did you say their names were ? - Bunty and Babli
This Bunty-Babli better watch out for me
We'll never ever cheat on each other
We'll always place each other before ourselves
Okay
We'll never ever break each other's hearts
And if we do so accidentally, we won't burst into tears without warning
Okay, we will never eat or drink anything without each other
Except early morning tea
You wake up like a queen at noon l can't wait that long
We'll give each other the same amount of love forever
Why ? We can give more ! l'll love you even more tomorrow...
more the day after and so much more the day after the day after
We'll cut off all ties with those who don't understand us
Except our parents. - Your parents
We'll be Bunty-Babli for the rest of our lives
And we'll live out all our dreams. - Except...
Except...? - Leave that to me
Okay
Now the groom may kiss the bride ! - Oye Rakesh just married !
Look...
right at the outset of this marriage l want to tell you all about my past
l don't want any issues later
ln school, when l was in Class Two, Mukesh used to sit behind me
He used to tug at my plaits
And you know... it used to make me giggle like crazy
These boys are all scoundrels
They'll try their luck with every cute girl
How true
How lucky l am, you aren't like those boys
Rakesh... you're such a good boy
Sweet boy
So... what l was saying was... now that you are my wife...
my mate in joy and sorrow...
for all my days to come...
and nights... understand ?
Asleep ? On your wedding night !
This world we live in has two kinds of people...
those who aren't married and those who are
So...?
So you belong to the latter, no ?
So ?
So marry me now you fool
TmG
The clouds have torn
My sky has flown
l see my skies breaking free of the earth at the horizon...
soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit...
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
Do you see what l see... the earth flows like a river...
earth in water, water in earth dissolve and begin to shiver
Then my sky breaks free of the earth at the horizon
No consciousness of what l am l have no sense of what l'll be
This time now seems unreal This can't be happening to me
You slowly dissolve in me l slowly fade into you
Our feet stop, pick up a dream Our paths shift, it's coming true
The sky turns over lazily on it's cloud bed
lt just might melt, rain down to kiss the ground
The earth dips its toe tips in a water well
lt just might find feet roll up, start walking around...
soft, slow, on tip-toe bit by thieving bit...
soft, slow, tip-toeing my love
Say the word and l stop. Say the other and l move
lf this is madness that consumes me, let it be a madness too
Say the word and l stop. Say the other and l move
A stranger to my destinations l go where you want me to
Soft, bit by thieving bit
Softly, my love
Babli is Bunty's and Bunty is Babli's Each other's forever they'll be
Each other's forever... - They'll be
They began their lives...
in small sleepy towns, towns they detested
So they popped up in big cities doing the kind of things l detested
Not for poverty, need or misfortune. Only for fun
Turning to crime for fun? l'd never ever heard that before
News of Bunty-Babli's capers poured in from all quarters...
dripping into my ears like red hot molten iron
Girls and boys in schools and colleges began to idolize them as new age heroes
Constantly breathing down their necks, l even started to think like them...
what next, their next sharp turn...? My hunches were hitting bull's eye...
and l was inching closer to them with every passing day
They took their infamy for success and quickly jumped from cons to scams
Scams no one had ever heard of or imagined before
Okay, how about Kerala ? - Too hot
Manali ? - No, it is too cold
Jaipur ? - lt's too dusty
Ladakh ? - lt's too lonely, Harry
How many times am l gonna tell you, it's a damn historical monument...
not a hotel which l can rent
That's your problem Harry, you said if we came to lndia...
l could get married wherever l want. This is what l want
You are impossible
Am l... l am ? - Yes
Really ? Fine ! - Yes
Do you see what l see? - l'm not blind
Do you hear what l hear ? - l'm not deaf
Are you thinking what l'm thinking ? - l'm no mind reader. Get to the point
Protesters... thirty. Taxi drivers...? - Four
School children ? - Twenty. With one teacher
Newspaper ? - Agra Times
Minister's office. - Very good !
And a wedding bash. - Oye Rakesh ! A first round knockout
l want to marry there Harry, not put it in my living room
l told you it's not possible Kate
Selling Taj... - Never, never
Government don't be... - Clever clever
My car... Mercedes... Mercedes... - Mercedes stuck in traffic jam
Students protesting Taj sale. - What sale ?
The Taj is on sale. Sir this is my Mercedes. Please sit
Please sir... the government is selling the Taj. We won't let them sell it
Extremely sorry sir, l apologise
Today's newspaper sir ?
Thank you so much, sir
ls the Taj Mahal really up for sale ? - Yes sir
By who ?
By him, sir
Excuse me
Hold on
No sir, it is not possible. We cannot sell Taj Mahal to a foreigner
Even if the price is high ? - No price is too high for Taj Mahal
How about 1 00 million dollars? - No sir
1 50 million.- No sir
1 75 million. - Sir, l told you, it's not possible
200 million.- Well...
250 million
Why don't you speak with her? - Who ?
Phoolsakhi'ji
Who is Phoolsakhi'ji ?
Minister in charge of purchase and selling of the Taj Mahal
Where's the typist ?
She's down with viral fever. We're getting another typist
Get her quickly. - l'll be in the office all day today
Let's pack in as much corruption as we can today
Of course. - The typist is here madam'ji
Sit
My niece's doctoral thesis. l want it typed out by this evening
Of course, it's me. Go on
What... l'm coming right away
What's the matter ma'am ? - Riot outside my house ! Hurry
You keep typing l'll be back in an hour
How long have you been in government ? - Not very long
And the minister ? - Not very long either
Sir...
You brought the other money ?
l can't believe ! Someone is actually selling the Taj Mahal
Nor can l believe ! Someone is actually buying
This ass is going to get kicked
Crowshit on your egghead
He'll be crying for help in two days
How do l look ? - Very fine
How are you madam ?
Would you believe l've been dying to see you ?
Madam, this is Mr Harry Epstein
He wants to buy the Taj Mahal
Exactly
l'm not selling
But madam, we had a deal... - Why are you late ?
But ma'am...
Shut up
So you can't sell the Taj Mahal to me ?
lt's all a big mistake
And you have wasted my time
One minute
l said l can't sell the Taj Mahal but it doesn't mean you can't have it
l don't understand
You can lease it on rent
For how long ?
Five years
Ten
Ten ?
Lease document ready for five. interested, not interested ?
lnterested, interested
Why are you protesting ? - Because we have grievances
What grievances ? - Meet our demands or else
What demands ?
The revolution... - Long live the revolution
Never mind that, but what are your demands ?
Down with tyranny
Whose...? - Every tyrant's
Five years
All Harry Epstein's
For a price of 250 million dollars. - Good doing business with you
And here is your fee 5 million Rupees, cash
Tell me your demands. - Quit lndia
Quit lndia, quit lndia
Quit lndia...? - State your demands or l'll arrest you
We demand that Ms Kalasakhi... - But l'm Phoolsakhi !
Tell them ! - You've got the address wrong
She is Ms Phoolsakhi. Now get out. - Okay. Sorry. Fine. Relax. Don't mind
Okay then, goodbye. - Thank you madam
See you.- Namaste
Which country are you from ? - Oh, all of them
Your guests should be here soon
Goodbye
What happened to this elevator ? - Could be stuck somewhere
lt's coming.- Let's go
Finished ?- Nearly
lt sure is nice of Mr Bunty to throw us this wonderful wedding party
And you ! Thank you, it's a dream come true
Not possible
What do you mean not-possible, l own the Taj Mahal
ls he nuts ? He says he owns the Taj Mahal !
Poor thing, God can really be cruel sometimes
Open the gate before l fire you ... dismiss you
Dismiss ? He says he'll get us dismissed
Doctor ? You need one ? We call doctor ?
No doctor ! You talk to Mr Bunty
He wants some Bunty fellow
What Bunty...? Hey wait a minute are they Bunty and Babli ?
So finally you arrive !
They sold the Taj and scooted while you stood by and watched it happen ?
Tomorrow when you sell it again l'll still be left watching
What !- Look madam...
a bull doesn't budge until he sees red in his face...
and it takes a scam to prod me into action. l just got the news, no ?
That's no way to talk. - Really ? And how did they talk ?
Go on, file your report about descriptions, characteristics
Stop staring at me and do it
No one could've pulled off this caper without the help of insiders
Who could it be ? - Could've been you, madam
You left her alone in the room at a perfect time
Corruption happens at the top floor. But one has to climb from the ground floor
There's a saying amongst us policemen. Orderlies make more under the table
See son...
you shouldn't have gone to the wedding, that too in a new car. Getting it ?
Hey trumpet
Yes sir ?
What's the most requested song nowadays ?
Babu'ji, slow it down now
Stand up here
Play
l heard you took an American to his wedding altar
No sir
l know their names. l want to know where they are
Harry says, he was so smooth, and convincing. Harry's no fool
And you believed ? - l did
lt was in the Times of lndia. - All newspapers say...
all Americans have sex all the day, l believe ?
Don't look at it, you hear me ? Don't look at it
Sir how about leaving ? What can we possibly get to know here ?
Here you learn to what lengths a man can go...
for the smallest of things
Get the serial numbers of the currency that he withdrew from his bank
Tell me joke
Non-veg
Tired of turning wheels ? Now watch how the wheels of fortune turn
l didn't see a thing. What can l say? l'm a simple honest man
God ! This one turns out to be honest! Wheel back that car...
go on... back out...
go away, far away
There. Stop
The longer the distance, the more it looks like an accident
Don't move or l'll shoot. - Sir, what are you saying ?
l told you ! l saw nothing. - No one's ever seen...
what's about to happen right now
Come on, slam the car. - No... please
Slam him.- Please ! No...
l saw, l saw! l saw everything
Turn off the engine
Stand straight
See no evil. Speak no evil. Hear no evil but if you can profit, grab it
Gandhi'ji would've come here personally to whack you for being so honest
Who else was in it with them? Go on, give him every detail
What's wrong ? Why are you sulking? You're upset with me ?
Moron, the Taj got sold, not your taxi. Like some nuts ? No ? Suit yourself
There was no corner of the country Bunty and Babli hadn't been to
And every newspaper was cheering their ingenuity
But l was dying to see them behind bars
No there's no mistake about this order. Your assignment is being changed
But l've completely committed myself to the case
Bunty-Babli's case is being assigned to the federal agencies
To whom ? - Federal investigation
God
Our politicians have become honest? The feds have time for Bunty and Babli ?
They have your sympathies? - Not those two
My sympathies are with the feds. - You think the feds can't get them ?
Why ? - Because they can't think like them
And you can?
l'm beginning to feel we're related somehow
From tomorrow, you're taking charge of the gold at the airport
Very well sir
You're the boss
l'll take charge of hell if you want me to
Anyway what's the score? - What ?
l found myself a night-watchman's job. This is how l got to bide my time
Dashrath Singh...
lf there's anybody who'll lay a finger on Bunty and Babli, it's me
You find this funny ? You can do this yourself the next time
l won't be able to do this even if l tried, love
But you can make a mockery of those who do ?
Ok, l'm sorry - What idiot could've made you a father
You
One rum, large
You don't need to pay sir
Did l mention l'm a policeman? - Hear me out, sir
The gentleman out there is hosting food and drinks for all guests tonight
Who...? - The man in black
They're buying this restaurant
No way. We're picking up the tab for everyone tonight
Not tonight. Tomorrow
From tomorrow, this hotel is yours to do as you please. But tonight's on me
Friends, cocktails and dinner for everyone on the house
Vodka
Whiskey
Cocktail?
Gin
Rum
Flying to the moon? - You're selling the tickets ?
You've just bought yourself a one-way ticket
l don't believe much in buying tickets but yes, l do want to fly to the moon
You're a man in a hurry?
Somewhat
There's this one place in which men-in-a-hurry usually end up
You see...- What ?
This world we live in has two kinds of people
l see. - One, the kind that listens
And the kind that talks. l belong to the latter
So sure of yourself ? What do you do? - Cleaning
l'm in the cleaning business. We clean out places
What kind of places ? - Any kind
So you like tidy places? - No, l like tidy sums of money
lnteresting man. Where are you from?- Allahabad
Aha, you look that type
Sir, one more large ?
Bring it on then
What's happening here ?
You're smoking in front of your baby? - How the hell can he see me ?
Babies know everything. - How can they know everything ?
Stop it
l get the feeling l'm her baby
And he who is he ?
l... am...- He is...
Whoever, doesn't matter. Come on
Women... are like this only. - How and how do you think women are ?
Oye, don't stoke my anger. - Hello, what's happening here ?
A fight can't you see? - That l can, but why ?
Private matters of husband-wife! How meddlesome
Please stub that out
You look like a long lost father! Ought to be setting an example for him
And you better come along. l'm checking out the rooms in this hotel
Don't take too long
Don't come back in an hour or two. Spoilt the mood for no rhyme or reason
You seem to be much fallen-in-love
You've never fallen... in love?
Once, a little
What?
A little
ln a summer of Delhi l came upon her
Every single day on bus number 481 ...
l would fall all over myself to vacate the ladies' seat...
and she would sit down with the sweetest smile
For a whole year... - You never spoke ?
When our eyes were saying so much how could words dare to interfere ?
But...
l can shower her with gifts, can't l ?
So every week, l'd fall over myself to give her my gift
And she...- Would smile ?
And take it
And l'm sure that one day, in return for all my gifts she would give me...
that one big gift l've been waiting for.- So did the gift arrive ?
Winter arrived
On the 2 1 st of December...
wrapped in a maroon shawl and a warm smile...
she stepped into the bus. Radiance on her face and in her hands...
a Golden Bakery box. lnside that box...
were the world's most beautiful heart shaped... you know...
heart-shaped pastries
And then for the first time in a year...
she spoke her first words to me
Please...
would you distribute these pastries to all the passengers
l just got engaged
Ei handsome
What happened ?
She's calling you
Who is ?
Tonight's your night
Those pangs you feel in your heart have pained me too
Why not drown our pains tonight?
Nice
Rare are those moments in life when desire calls
Come into my arms, or come and slit my throat
Oh forget it...
this give and take of hearts takes a lot of heart...
and doing it so boldly for the world to see... it's a woman's art you see
ln this winning and losing of hearts what are men worth ?
His ruthless gaze...
tore up the street...
took me apart
lt ran a razor's edge down the willing side of my heart
TmG
l fall to restless pieces...
don't look at me that way
l fall to restless pieces, don't look at me that way
A townful of men in ruin surrenders to what l say
stretch with desire, l take my bow
l stretch with desire...
come touch me now
Night eyes...
night eyes... your night eyes...
The moon sleeps inside those night eyes
Night eyes, your night eyes Night falls inside those night eyes
Night eyes, my night eyes We are one inside twin night eyes
Night eyes, your night eyes The moon sleeps inside those night eyes
These sighs you swore, wrote them in kohl
Come to life inside these eyes
That kiss you left on my handkerchief
l knot it until it dies
Oh your words are wisps from incense bowls
You waft in lazy like the warm wind rolls
l bow, l stretch... come touch me
l stretch with desire, l take my bow
Night eyes, my night eyes You're a shadow inside my night eyes
These eyes take me by surprise
Ask private questions, brook no lies
Hide under those veil-like lids
The curtains behind which she shies
No curtains hide my pain, no lies try to guard me
l hurt only when she gives her word not to scar me
Night eyes, your night eyes l was stung when l sung to your night eyes
Night eyes, your night eyes The moon sleeps inside my night eyes
You are mine in the memories of old stone cities
Our songs still echo in those forlorn cities
From the south gate arch to where the north gate lies...
you and l are lore set in stone cities
l hear the call of the saint on the wall
And swear by the black beauty of your eyes
l'm the guardian from evil your eyes never had
l'll suffuse them with smiles so they never look sad
Our bodies, they ache Our lips, they quake
Come touch me, oh touch me, oh touch me now
Tonight is the night, the night is tonight
Tonight's the night, oh night-eyes
l love the way you sway
Madam, l am your only Adam
Night eyes... oh the dark of her nights in my eyes
Why do you dole out free drinks?
Why give free drinks, you fool! How will you run your hotel ?
Anyway...
l enjoyed your company
l feel satisfied and a little in love
And it helped me forget those two
Forget them... you've nothing to do with those scoundrels
Generally...
l don't take to strangers too well
But l don't know...
l don't know why the two of you have touched my heart
We've done what...? - Touched my heart...
you could've been my children
You haven't told us your name. - You haven't told...
My name is Dashrath
Dashrath Singh, Deputy Commissioner of Police
You're a police'wallah? - What did you think ? Balloon' wallah?
Why what's come over you ?
What's it ? - Rickshaw' wallah...
Sit in the rickshaw
Go on, take him home. - Yes, take me home
lt's very late. - Very late at night
Take me to the airport ... no not there
l'm going to Police Lines. - Go on, quick
Oh my God, the very same Dashrath Singh the one who's been after us ?
My baby almost had a heart attack! That was close, let's get out of here
Get out ? The fun's only just begun - What are you talking about ?
Look, he never knew what we look like. He still doesn't. But now...
we know who he is and we also know that...
he's in charge of the security of the gold stashed at the airport
By God ! You are... - Vimmi, if we don't...
steal the meat right from the lion's den...
what did we achieve? - Your hunger's getting out of hand
Now we're a threesome. We'll need more food... what do you say ?
You'll get us killed someday
lndia's Central Bank doesn't keep it's gold in any one place
To protect the gold from fires, floods or earthquakes...
the cache is split over four different cities
Depending on the requirements of various banks...
this gold is shuttled by air between these four cities once every week
How they cracked this confidential information, they haven't divulged
But what they did that day no one could have ever imagined
Not even me...
Delhi-Mumbai, 9.1 0 pm tonight. Korpal, Puneet, Mr
Delhi-Calcutta, 9.40 pm. Sharma, Vandana, Mrs
What's this other ticket for? - Backup
Why the Air Traffic Control number?- Backup
A back up for everything? Oye Rakesh, is there one for you too ?
Yes
Who ?
You
Smart
Call back the Jet airways flight Mumbai. The bomb is ticking
What nonsense. A bomb on the plane ?
Jet 9W31 2. Yes Delhi Control ?
Turn back and proceed for landing on emergency runway number 2
There is a bomb scare
Delhi Control is this a joke?
Bomb on board, he says
Jet 9W31 2. Turning back
Which runway? - Number 2. Bomb squad is on the runway
The caller's number. Get it now
Go get the number from them. Now !
We can't have the number
lt isn't under our jurisdiction. - As long as the gold is on board...
this plane, the bomb, this airport, everything is under our jurisdiction
How many people knew about the gold? - Four bank employees
Are you implying the news was leaked? - Give me the key to the box
But we are not permitted to open it. - Give me the key
Now it's your responsibility. - The bomb might explode any time, sir
The bomb has exploded. Send message to headquarters. l am assuming command
DCP Dashrath Singh here...
Surround the airport area
Locate persons who do not have any reason to be here at this hour
Take suspects into custody and inform immediately
They received the bomb scare from this number
Dial
Ringing
Orange Maruti Swift 5700
Vimmi we'll have to ditch this car. They've spotted it. Get out
Stop... taxi
Stop... please
Papa'ji, please help us ! l'll give you more money than you ever imagined
Son, for this job, l won't take money even if you give it to me...
come my child, get up, you'll do fine
Have faith in god. Faith prevails
Sir, what are you saying ? Policemen in every hospital and nursing home ?
We won't have men for policing the city. - She's in labour. She's about to deliver
Every child born in Delhi tonight will see a policeman's face...
before anything else
That Dashrath Singh figured me out. - How are you so sure?
l know. l saw it in his eyes...
Then...
in no time every hospital in Delhi will be crawling with policemen
Which hospital do you want to go to son ?
The biggest... the biggest hospital in Delhi
Not a hospital or nursing home, they'll go to a nondescript clinic
lf l know that Bunty, he'll definitely take Babli to the biggest hospital
Vimmi, don't be afraid
This hospital is packed choc-a-bloc with newborns and their mothers
lt'll take them ages to check each bed. But you please hurry it up
lt isn't in my hands, bloody idiot !
l told you you'll get us killed someday
Hush
But hey, what life did l have before l met you ?
ls everything all right?- Yes
Papa'ji... if you weren't here today... - There would have been someone else
The Lord up there runs a regular courier service
He always provides for ones in need
Where are you going ?
You can't go in
Pointless... he must've taped the gate downstairs. Walk
Those two have fled the hospital but they haven't fled Delhi yet
Seal Delhi, sir
Papa'ji, all that you've done for us... - One honest man would do for another
Papa'ji, you're kidding me
By now you must have figured that we aren't half as honest as we seem
l don't know what you've done to make these people hunt you down...
but l see a simple honesty in your eyes... take care son.
God bless you
For the next week or so they'll be baying for our blood
We'll return afterwards... but where have you hidden the gold ?
What's your baby, a boy or a girl ?
What will you name your baby ?
Before you think of a name you need to see the baby at least ?
A day has gone by, have you even taken one look at your baby ?
Did you hold your child in your arms, even once... once even ?
Vimmi, you know we didn't have any time for these. Had l stopped for all this...
all three of us would've either been jailed or killed by now
Some reason for celebration ! The day he is born... his parents die
Cursed fate to be born with ! - Not his fault, is it ?
That's what l'm saying! What wrong has he done...
to deserve parents who can go to jail anytime...
leaving him to rot on the streets
What are you trying to say?- Enough
l won't do this anymore. Neither will you...
Then what else can we do? - Anything, whatever everyone else does
lf we had to end up doing what everybody else does...
why did we ever run away from home? - Because we were wrong
Now we're not free to live as we like. Now we're responsible for one more life
How's he going to grow up? - How ? With us, that's how
With us? And which school will he go to ?
You know this world we live in has two kinds of people. One...
who waste the best years of their lives in schools and colleges. And...
the kind who school themselves. Like us. We taught us to do what we're doing
Which is what he'll learn? - Of course !
And then he'll go to jail someday? - Have we ever been to jail?
We very nearly got thrown into jail
l don't want my son growing up behind bars...
or dying young on the run
Do you remember agreeing on all our marriage vows except...
We'll be Bunty-Babli for the rest of our lives
And we'll live out all our dreams. - Except...
Except...?- Leave that to me
Okay
This is the exception Rakesh
You're getting over-emotional about this motherhood business
But now l am whatever l am. Now l want to hear your decision
Choose. lt's either this life ... or a life together
So what have you decided?
What'll l do without the two of you ?
Those marriage vows weren't mere words
Fursatganj or Pankinagar?
ls it you that's saying this or... ?
Bunty and Rakesh. -Both
What ?
Tickets
Since when are we buying tickets ? - From today
Why become so damn honest ?
Oye Rakesh, you're in love
Oh all right
Rakesh my boy, this world we live in has two kinds of men. One...
the kind that thinks twice before getting married
And the kind that thinks afterwards like you, you idiot
Two tickets for Fursatganj
Name ?
Rakesh Trivedi, Vimmi Trivedi
Bunty and Babli
You've had a long run. You must be tired
Can we have some water ?
Die of thirst dog !
Not for me. For the two of them
You won't believe me but we quit being crooks half an hour ago
Absolutely right, l won't believe you. - But if l insist l'm telling the truth ?
l'll start doing right now what l had planned to do to you in jail
Why are you looking at me like that ? - He's telling the truth
Guaranteed by you, lndia's biggest bonafide liar ?
l'm not lying
A dog's tail insists it became ramrod straight half an hour ago ?
You're as old as my father... no one's had the cheek to talk to her like that
So you respect your elders now, do you ? - And why shouldn't we ?
Now don't tell me you pray first thing every morning too !
She does
So...?- So what !
Now you pray to your heart's content in jail ! lt's all your fault...
now suffer.- My fault ?
Who's idea was it to go straight ? - lt was for a good cause...
do you want your son to go to jail ? - So where's he going now ?
Now l see how the two of you have been fooling people for years
Pappu is hungry
Pappu ? When did we start calling him Pappu ?
Got to call him something no? You're thinking of the gold all the time
Let's step outside for a while
l'm not going anywhere.- Up
Darned luck. No one ever caught us when we were in the thick of it
But the moment we quit... - Why did you get into all this ?
l wanted to become someone important. - And... you became ?
You won't understand.- Why...
why won't l understand ?
Because he never did.- Who ?
My father
He's just like you
You're trying to con me again
May l...?- A smoke ? Sure...
Where are you going ?
lf she sees me smoking she'll scream
The child will stay with the mother
What's the use of crying now ?
Should've considered this beforehand. - What else to do ?
Become a ticket collector and collect ten rupee bribes all my life ?
You can come in
We'll have to make a phone call to your home or mine
We certainly can't take him with us. - No, it won't come to that
l'll figure something. - And con ourselves out of this one too ?
What else to do ?
Take with me to jail, the very son for whose sake l gave up everything ?
What justice ! Jails are for reforming. And here, three people are being jailed
Two of whom have reformed and a third who's completely innocent
Don't worry Vimmi. l'll crack a plan. - What plan Rakesh ?
We've run out of plans
Vimmi do you have any idea what jails are like ?
How will you spend so many years inside one ?
Let's do something, l'll take the blame for everything
Then you're free to go home to Fursatganj with the baby
All you wanted was to become a model
l dragged you into this whole thing
You can't even make a cup of tea for yourself. ln jail... how ?
l'll manage Vimmi, don't worry about me
Have you ever managed to do anything alone ?
ln any case, Bunty is nothing without Babli
Get up
Unlock yourselves...
l can't do it...
We're nearing the railway signal on the outskirts of Delhi
The train halts there for two minutes
The two of...
the three of you can get off and go wherever you wish
No one recognises Bunty and Babli except me
And no one ever will
Sir...- Shut up. Not a word
Or l just might change my mind
Get going
That's enough
Whether it was my life's biggest mistake or their best con act, l didn't know
But policemen are human too, believe it or not...
we wear those uniforms only on our body, at heart we're as vulnerable as babies
l believed l had destroyed Bunty-Babli, so l let Rakesh and Vimmi go...
because l think the law needs to destroy crime, not lives
The bank's gold was recovered from the spot Babli had indicated
The recoveries continued for months afterwards...
monies and valuables stolen by Bunty and Babli
l think they had told me the truth about going back...
to live respectable, honest lives like their parents
Rakesh'ji could you perhaps increase the pressure
What a joy
This world we live in has two kinds of Pappus. One...
the kind who obey their parents and get to eat chocolates
and the kind that doesn't and gets locked up inside toilets
You are...?- The first
My darling baby
But he didn't even drink his milk. - He'll eat the chocolate
What good are chocolates? You and your fads
No, l'm feeling cold... - Forget the cold. Be fashionable
What are you teaching Pappu ?
To speak the truth and pray every morning
Where's my son ? One of his friends is waiting downstairs
Friends and folks in Fursatganj find all the time for fun
You fix the name of this city. l'll fix this friend
My son is genius from...
childhood
l am very lucky
l got a daughter-in-law who is very very smart
lt's such a joy to know that our son and his wife...
have done things so important that your department still remembers them
Never told folks at home what all you achieved ?
Maybe you should tell us
Nervous already ?
A scam is in the offing
Huge scam
Sir...
l swear by my son, l've given it up
l've no idea of what scams are happening
For three years now, l'm following a work-home-work routine
This scam has got to be stopped. - Then go ahead and stop it
We cannot stop it
Who else can ?
You
Then save me from this respectable-dignified life ! Please
Who's saying this ? You or...?- We both
l'm through
lf l make mango pickle one more time l'll die
lt's killing me, Rakesh
Keep the faith
Once upon a time he told me that he was in the business of cleaning
So l put them on the job of cleaning up society